Hum sab ki ZINDAGI ke 50 Sach
#01 Maut aur tatti, kisiko bhi, kaheen bhi, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.
#02 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
#03 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.
#04 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hai.
#05 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#06 Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain.
#07 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi.
#08 Aadmi aur suwar ke bachche, chhote hi achche lagte hain.
#09 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
#13 Tootee(tap) aur lauda, hamesha tadey rehtey hain.
#14 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond chaddi mein hi girti hai.
#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni lund se hi padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.
#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain.
#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.
#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.
#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg,hamesha kum padte hain.
#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
#27 lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.
#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
#31 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain
#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
#34 musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain!
#35 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai.
#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikali paad jitni dhire ho utane hi asardar hote hain!
#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai
#38 Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti!
#39 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
#41 Dusre ki job aur dusre ki aurat hardam acchhi hi lagti hai!
#42 Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti.
#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli…..but have sex daily.
#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai.
=== Line for yu ! ====
#50 Bahen ke lodon, gaand mein dum hai to pachaasvan khud bana lo.
#02 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
#03 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.
#04 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hai.
#05 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#06 Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain.
#07 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi.
#08 Aadmi aur suwar ke bachche, chhote hi achche lagte hain.
#09 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
#13 Tootee(tap) aur lauda, hamesha tadey rehtey hain.
#14 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond chaddi mein hi girti hai.
#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni lund se hi padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.
#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain.
#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.
#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.
#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg,hamesha kum padte hain.
#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
#27 lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.
#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
#31 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain
#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
#34 musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain!
#35 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai.
#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikali paad jitni dhire ho utane hi asardar hote hain!
#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai
#38 Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti!
#39 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
#41 Dusre ki job aur dusre ki aurat hardam acchhi hi lagti hai!
#42 Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti.
#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli…..but have sex daily.
#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai.
=== Line for yu ! ====
#50 Bahen ke lodon, gaand mein dum hai to pachaasvan khud bana lo.
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