Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”
Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel L#nd Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“
Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop.
Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us . =))
Kamiina bachha :P
1 ladki ki shirt pe car ki photo bani hui thi..
1 bacha bohat daer se usko dekh raha tha..
Ladki boli, bache se: car chalayega.. ?
Bacha bola : nahi, agar aap ki Ijazat ho to Horn baja lu.
Husband on his first nite: Jaanu, itna kyun
ghabra rahi ho?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke bare mein kuch bhi nahi pata
Husband : Arre, to isme sharmane ki kya baat hai,
(He points at his dick)
Isko kehte hain qaidi
(Then he points at her pussy)
and isko kehte hain Jail
jab qaidi jail mein jaata hai, toh usse s-x kehte hain
Biwi: Itna aasan?
To phir chaalu karein?
They have passionate sex and husband rests
Biwi nudges him again and says:
Suno, jail khuli hai aur qaidi baharhai
Husband gets on her again and they make out
After 10 mins Biwi nudges him again and says:
Jail khuli hai, Qaidi ko daalo na
Husband thodi himmat jutate hai andmakes out again
As he lies exhausted
Biwi says: Jail khali padi hai
Qaidi ko bhejo na
Husband: Bhenchod,Qaidi ko " UMAR QAID "
thodi mili hai.
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