Funny Jokes

Banta :Jab tum logo ko Garmi lagti hai to kya krte ho

Santa :"Hum sab AC ke samney baith jate hai

Banta :"Jab uss se bhi zyada garmi lag jati hai toh ??? .

Santa :"Phir hum AC On kar lete hain...

Ek Aadmi ek saath 2 cigarettes pee raha Tha ........

Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?

Admi: Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1

Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...

.

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Kuch Din Baad Admi 1 Cigarette

Pee Raha Tha...

Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?

Admi: Nhi BewaKoof,

Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H

Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu...:p :p

Ek baccha baap ke saamne

Cigarette pi raha tha........

Ek Aadmi: Oye Baap ke Saamne

Cigarette Pi raha he be???.....

Baccha: Toh baap konsa Petrol

Pump he Jo Ud jaega..:-x:-D

Ladki ne apne boy frnd ko phone

kiya to uss ke bhanje ne phone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bacha: Aap ka name?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki

Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha

usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha:

"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Sonu

Plumber "likha hua tha..;)

Husband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant,

Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"

Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?

Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up"

Seedhi bat no bkvass :P

Husband : Hamari 10th
Anniverasry par Me Tumhe..
ANDAMAN NIKOBAR
ISLAND Le Jaaunga .
Wife : Wow..Aur 25th
anniversary Par.. ??
Husband : Tumhe Wapas Lene
Aaunga..:D.:D

नवरा - जर मला लॉटरी लागली तर काय करशिल?
बायको -अर्धे पैसे घेइन अन या नरकातुन निघुन जाईल..
नवरा - मला दहा रूपयाचं बक्षिस लागलय,हे पाच रूपये घे अन निघ.